The Night Before Maryland Deathfest: Billy "Inferal Brood" Johnson's Room
| Billy: | Mom, where is my Mortuary Drape shirt? |
| Mom: | You mean the one with the impaled virgin surrounded by baby Baphomets? |
| Billy: | No, the one where the drummer's wearing a boss purple robe and holding a Yankee Candle. |
| Mom: | Oh, it smelled like rectal vomit and something only your father knows about. |
| Billy: | Moooooom, I wanted to wear it for Deathfest. I bought it off some fat dude on the NWN board for $50! |
| Mom: | Don't be that guy, Billy, wearing the band's t-shirt to their show. |
