On a marginally serious note (as serious as a presidential endorsement from a guy who plays in a band that sings about cannibalism, necrophilia, and rotting corpses can be, I suppose) I would be really psyched to have the opportunity to vote for Ron Paul this Fall.

Matt Harvey of Exhumed [Gawker]

The whole concept behind Gawker’s running presidential metal endorsements series is so weird to me and this will one will likely be a WTF bullhorn of Internet hate. That said, in my previous interactions with Matt, he’s a seriously thoughtful dude, so for whatever that’s worth.